It’s not just IRS: the embedded lawsuit option in FX options

Walter Kurtz at Sober Look had a great piece a few weeks ago, where he wryly suggested a way to make money if you don’t like that IRS the bank’s sold you: default on the payments and sue the bank. (Note: this is not an actual way to make money, and also not a good idea if you don’t like angry traders hunting you down.) The “sue the bank” option has a long and storied history in corporate hedging circles.

Talk Nerdy To Me: Amazon EC2 backup pruning script

Update: here’s a text version without smartquotes. Download it, change the extension to .sh, and enjoy. Update 2: this is now on Github, go there instead As a followup to this previous post - a script that automates EBS snapshots on an Amazon EC2 server - here’s a bash script to prune the EC2 snapshots created by the other script. #!/bin/bash export EC2_PRIVATE_KEY={path to your AWS private key} export EC2_CERT={path to your AWS certificate} export JAVA_HOME=/usr/lib/jvm/jre

Sadly, saying “shove it up your arse” in a regulatory filing is frowned upon

Slightly old news (it’s from January) but this is, to put it politely, quite astonishing: when the SGX ordered listed company China Sky Chemical Fibre to appoint a special auditor to investigate its (probably fraudulent) accounts and (probably dodgy) related-party real estate transactions, China Sky turned around and told the SGX to shove its special auditor up its tailpipe. It says volumes, I think, that a dodgy Chinese midcap can defy the SGX’s market regulatory authority without any repercussions beyond a sternly worded (but weirdly petulant) letter from the exchange:

I Got The Adverse-Selectin’ Internalisin’ Spread-Compressin’ Blues

Since it was published on Tuesday, Vincent Cignarella’s article for WSJ MarketBeat - The Foreign Exchange Traders’ Lament, and kudos to the WSJ’s subs for the correctly placed apostrophe - has done the rounds of every spot FX desk on the street, and “cable is 1.60” has already become a catchphrase on a par with “don’t fight the Fed”. There’s a good reason for that: Cignarella’s piece nails the current sentiment in FX markets.

The end of exile

The old “About JRE” page text: Your editor is an FX options trader, exiled in sunny Singapore. JRE is finance, politics, economics, and a little bit of travel photography on the side. The new “About JRE” page text:  Your editor is a former FX options trader, now working in a San Francisco software firm. JRE is finance, politics, economics, and a little bit of travel photography on the side.