Feb 27, 2011

In 2007, Singapore’s stock exchange started enthusiastically pitching for Chinese SMEs to list on the SGX. Since then, an astoundingly large number of these so-called “S-Chips” have been embroiled in accounting scandals - mostly involving missing cash or fraudulent transactions in the Chinese operating subsidiaries. Just this week, another two companies have admitted to “accounting irregularities”: sportswear maker China Hongxing (whose shares were suspended on Friday after tanking from 15.5c to 11.

Dec 29, 2010

I ranted a few weeks ago about an egregious structured deposit from UOB - a trade that locked aunty-and-uncle customers in for six years, mysteriously linked their returns to a 2y5y SGD swap curve steepener, and had worse returns than a term deposit down the street at ICICI bank. They’ve outdone themselves now, though, launching a product that’s doesn’t just give worse returns than a time deposit - it gives worse returns than a Singapore government bond.

Nov 13, 2010

“The joy of giving continues at UOB”, shouted the flier that Singapore’s second-largest bank stuffed through my letterbox earlier this week. It was a Christmas-themed advertisement for their latest structured deposit, the UOB Principal Guaranteed Structured Deposit: Growth Deposit - Series (11) - brackets and italics in original. “Enjoy 7.5% Total Guaranteed Minimum Interest!” it blared, and you might think that was pretty great. But if you look in the fine print (which takes up two-thirds of the page), you’ll see it’s not a 7.

Oct 24, 2010

Singapore has, according to estimates, about thirty thousand real estate agents in a city of five million people. Or had, until last Friday night. I was on my thirty-somethingth Hendricks and tonic when the clock rolled over from Friday to Saturday, and I completely missed the moment when more than twenty thousand real estate agents… disappeared. From Channel News Asia (Singapore’s own 24-hour news network, which combines the impartiality of Fox News, the production values of early-eighties CNN, and the nose for journalism of CNTV):

Jul 1, 2010

Back in the seventies, a German bank named Herstatt Bank earned an ignominious place in history. It opened for business one sunny summer’s day, and halfway through the day, it settled some of its outstanding FX transactions by taking in a whole bunch of Deutschmarks - the idea being that later in the day, when its US clearing bank opened for business, it would pay out the US dollars that were on the opposite side of those dollar-mark trades.