All the good chemistry jokes argon
“Greece has rescued the Proton bank!” “Are you sure?” “I’m positive!”
Greece will rescue Neutron Bank as well, and they’ll do it for free. No charge.
Greece will bail out the Neutrino Bank as well, because it’s a lightweight.
Greece will also bail out the Hadron Bank; NYT subeditors work overtime triplechecking their copy (mildly not safe for work)
Greece will bail out the Top Quark bank because it’s too big to fail
Greece wanted to bail out the Uranium Bank, but it turned out to be full of toxic assets
Greece made a bailout offer to the Helium Bank, but they didn’t react
Greece offered to bail out the Sodium Iodide Bank as well - and the bank said “Naí”
**…and one last one: in breaking news, Greece’s Antiproton Bank has just announced it will bail out the Greek government. **