Hold the front page
Not news: NASA issues a press release.
News: NASA holds a press conference.
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE: it’s a press conference “to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life”.
Jason Kottke joins the dots and speculates that they may have found evidence of life (well, bacteria) on Titan. (And, in an update, is proven to be wrong. Aw.)
Watch out for the upcoming CNBC special: HOW WILL EXTRATERRESTRIAL BACTERIA AFFECT YOUR PORTFOLIO?