What about Cole's Law?

The UK Government has launched a website asking readers to nominate laws that they’d like to see repealed. This probably wasn’t quite what they were expecting:

Repealing the Third Law of Thermodynamics will enable our society to maintain order without the current energy costs that are otherwise required. This will not only save money in these financially stringent times but will also benefit the environment by reducing the energy that is otherwise used to maintain order. In addition, maintaining order in this low cost, environmentally friendly way will prevent the current senseless loss of life that otherwise occurs.