...and here they come to sell 'em again!

This audio clip has been doing the rounds all weekend - this is Ben Liechtenstein of TradersAudio.com covering Thursday’s meltdown in the S&P futures pit.

Compare and contrast with this MP3 - that’s the winner of the 2007 World Livestock Auctioneer Championship. (The gallery of past winners is a goldmine for aspiring country-techno producers - and arguably the greatest collection of cowboy hats you’ve ever seen.)