This is the new shit

It’s that time of year. Not the Melbourne Comedy Festival, that’s next week; it’s time for Baselworld, the world’s biggest and awesomest watch fair. Hublot announced their first in-house movement (but they’re still milking their Big Bang design for every last penny); Rolex launched a new version of their classic Explorer

…and Swiss watchmaker Artya unveiled an €8,300 watch made out of fossilised dinosaur dung. There’s a sucker born every minute.