Crack is wack

More proof that P.T. Barnum was right: a Ferrari 599 China Limited Edition with a “cracked-glaze china finish” is going up for sale in Beijing. As well as the weird paint job, it has a “carved jade starter button” and a “rev counter inscribed with ancient Chinese characters”.

In other news, Holden have gone one better with an HSV GTS Aussie Limited Edition. Instead of a speedo, it’ll have a display that says “pissweak”, “fast”, “really fast”, or “mate does your driver’s licence say ‘Peter Brock’? No it bloody doesn’t”. The starter button will be shaped like a can of Victoria Bitter. And instead of that “cracked-glaze china finish”, it’ll be available in the colours of your favourite AFL team.

Except Carlton, because Carlton sucks.