JRE Keeps You Entertained All Weekend: Where's my Vicodin?

In case you ever find yourself with too much shelf space and not enough Emmys to fill it, here’s Cracked’s guide to writing “Every Episode of House Ever”.

And while we’re on the topic, here’s Hugh Laurie riffing on Top Gear. (Why has he never been the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car?)