Mixing business and pleasure

Jeez. I step away from _Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld__ _for two weeks and look what I miss. Right up front of last Wednesday night’s ep:

_The [United States] federal government is spending $2.6 million to make sure prostitutes in China drink less on the job. […]

Researchers will visit 100 houses of ill repute – a whole hamlet of harlots – to collect data on 700 prostitutes and 150 pimps and madams, referred to as “gatekeepers” in the study’s sterile abstract._

Here’s the press release, and here’s the study’s abstract. Wow, two point six million dollars to visit dodgy Guangxi knock shops.

Best job in the world?

Maybe not. Here’s a tale from the world of accountancy:

_Des Munro, principal at Sims Partners, says sometimes being an accountant means that you just have to grin and bear it.

“We were appointed the voluntary administrators of a gentleman’s (strip) club and part of our role involved interviewing staff who worked at the club. Many of these employees were dressed in their working attire during the formal interviews which meant they were usually wearing nothing but a pair of high heels.”



Or you could get a job as Prime Minister of Australia.