JRE Keeps You Entertained All Weekend: How Not To Be Seen

How not to be seen

In this picture, there is a Bugatti Veyron. A Bugatti Veyron. €1,000,000 pricetag; 1001 horsepower from an eight-litre W-16 engine (like a V8 but twice as awesome); 0-100 in 2.5 seconds; and a top speed of _four hundred _km/h, even with Captain Slow driving it.

There’s also an Aston Martin DB9 convertible which costs half a mill or so and is so cool that it warrants its own little fridge off the far end of the Cool Wall, but nobody is paying any attention to it because oh wow Veyron.

The DB9 cannot be seen.

If you find yourself without a Bugatti Veyron to distract people, here’s some more advice on how not to be seen.