And the MPA has weapons of mass destruction

There’s only part of the article available on _Pravda’s_ website, but this is priceless:

_THERE are no ships laying idle in Singapore waters despite a global trade collapse that has left a record 485 ‘unemployed’ vessels around the world.[…]

Captain Lee Cheng Wee, MPA’s Port Master, told The Straits Times in an e-mailed statement: ‘While hundreds of ships are reported to be laid up across the globe, there are no vessels laid up in the Singapore port. Singapore does not encourage the laying up of vessels in our port waters.’_


So these things that’ve been parked outside my office window for the last two months are… hallucinations? (Here’s the larger version.)

Nonexistent ships!