All the cool kids are doing it
_Voyage over. Arrived at Town of Cabo San Lucas. What is this alarming thing called Spring Break?__
Also terribly clever: ASIO (“IS AT CERULEAN BLUE ALERT: GENERAL NONCHALANCE WITH A FORECAST OF DOOM.“), Fake Stephen Conroy (“Built a steam-punk email client using a pen, some paper, envelopes, and stamps.”), and Sockington (“GRAY CAT CROSSING YOUR PATH don’t worry not much in the way of bad luck just a slight malaise”).