JRE Keeps You Entertained All Weekend: A recession is when your neighbour loses his job
A recession is when your neighbour loses his job; a depression is when you lose yours; and a panic is when the BBC cuts Top Gear’s stunt budget to save money. If you needed any more proof that the global economy is completely up the spout, there it is.
To make you feel better: if you’ve got a spare 75 minutes, here’s the Top Gear Vietnam Special - which, oddly enough, features no cars at all.
And part 2: