LAX is worse

From today’s Wonkette news roundup, entitled _Dante Never Had to Fly Through O’Hare_:

_Your editor is striving valiantly to get from one place in America to another place in America via Chicago, which is of course impossible, so she will be stuck on planes or in airports probably until OH FOREVER. So do not whine if it takes several hours until one of your other editors signs on and starts posting silly jokes about Bill Kristol.__