JRE's Year in Review: March

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to read JRE’s Year in Review.

**In *March*:**

JRE bought potassium, pure caffeine, thermite powder, and a nifty t-shirt… the Vatican sent JRE to hell… a plane sent JRE to Tokyo, San Francisco, Toronto (where it was Carbon Night in Canada) and Minneapolis… Bear Stearns asked I CAN HAS BAILOUT?… Tiny Robot prayed for some plutonium for Christmas… the South Korean government labeled booze a “daily necessity”, maybe because it prevents Alzheimers

…and the Muppets kept you entertained all weekend.