JRE's Year in Review: February

Call me JRE’s Year in Review.

**In **February:

Everyone took heartache leave… the WSJ gave us sharks with frickin’ laser beams… the University of Michigan gave us frickin’ laser beams, but no sharks… JRE tried and tried to cancel its credit card… a super-secret satellite was not-so-super-secretly shot down… Captain Planet bought a Bugatti Veyron

And this little kid kept you entertained all weekend.