"...an OCD 8-year-old with the world's biggest train set."

A Victoria University (the one in Toronto) student on exchange in Singapore writes a letter to his school newspaper.

He riffs on Singlish, air-con abuse, sexual mores, Sentosa, drunken Englishmen, university study habits… and it’s ALL TRUE. Comedy gold.

**Not unrelated: **the Wall Street Journal has just been fined $25,000 for “scandalising the [judiciary]” of Singapore. They are unimpressed.