And didn't MTV originally stand for music television? What happened to that?

This makes me feel very, very old:

Listening to Michael Jackson’s Thriller today is equivalent to listening to Elvis Presley’s first album (1956) at the time of Thriller’s release in 1982. Elvis singles in 1956 included Blue Suede Shoes, Hound Dog, and Love Me Tender.

On a less terrifying note: happy turkey day, fearless readers. May your turduckens be tasty and your Black Friday shopping cart full of Macs.