JRE Keeps You Entertained All Weekend

The LHC has been taken offline for “months”, says the BBC. An electrical fault led to liquid helium leaking from the cooling system - and now the magnets have to be warmed up, the electrics repaired, and then the whole system cooled again - which will, indeed, take months.

While you’re waiting for the science to resume, here’s a rap about the LHC! (Make sure you stay for the credits.)

The MP3 version (and the vocal track, for aspiring mashup artists) is right here.