"The only rational choice... is a gigantic V8."
Instead of lifting all the funny quotes from Tim Blair’s latest magnum opus, I’m just going to point you to this link here.
Oh, alright, just one.
_Assume you’ve got 40 grand to play with, including trade-in dough.
Also assume your spouse at one time suffered a serious concussion or similar closed head injury, so he/she has lately been into you about the environment. He/she probably rates windchimes as a more useful invention than the internal combustion engine. Frankly, he/she should take a good look at him/herself._