Quick Hits

  • A building site just down the road from my house has a big sticker on its hoarding, saying “Fully Sold - Glory To God”. How many apartments did He buy?

    • There’s an Amex billboard out the front of my gym, mysteriously offering buy-one-get-one-free house pours. If the stress of losing weight is driving you to drink, surely you’re taking it too seriously?

    • Evidence of the coffee gulf between Melbourne and Singas: I’m actively considering drinking Starbucks for my caffeine fix. Can a Melbourne reader please fill a thermos with lattes from Bambini Barista on Little Collins or Two Fingers on Russell Street and FedEx it up here?