JRE Can't Even Keep Itself Entertained All Weekend

JRE Keeps You Entertained All Weekend will not be available this weekend, because I can’t get any YouTube videos to play.

This is probably somehow related to Starhub and their lousy international throttling. (Previously on JRE - also here.) Amusingly, Starhub shut down their forums a few months ago - and those forums used to be the hub for bitching and moaning about said problem. Gee. What a coincidence.