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Did you know? In years where the Sports Illustrated (not safe for work) swimsuit issue (safe for work) has featured an American cover model, the S&P500 has averaged a 13.9% gain; in years where the cover hasn’t featured an American model, the average gain was only 7.2%.
Here’s the (ahem) raw data. (By the way: Marisa Miller, this year’s cover model, is American. Buy!)