Can I get a Bombay and tonic instead of the pink champagne on ice?

This is hilarious.

The rest of the “Song Chart” Flickr pool is pretty funny as well.

**Update: **Also funny.

**Update 2: **Hilarious.

**Update 3: **Clever.

**Update 4: **Uh-huh, this one’s funny.

**Update 5: **This one wins.