Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents,
Princess Leia races home aboard her
starship, custodian of JRE’s
Year in Review that can save her people
and restore freedom to the galaxy….
We sat back and relaxed, and laughed ’til we collapsed … one-third of the Chinese and Indian economies suddenly disappeared … a study funded by the National Honey Board found that honey is an excellent cough suppressant … JRE wondered what they get up to at Reuters … the trade of the month was buying rum distilleries on the back of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies …
Happy new year, fearless readers – may your 2008 be even better than your 2007!