Show us yer yield curves!

In the surest sign ever that this “US dollar meltdown” thing has gone too far, supermodel Gisele Bundchen is refusing to accept US dollars as payment for her services. (Warning: link contains photo of Ms. Bundchen in a bikini.)

Would you believe me if I told you that this was the most-read story on the Bloomberg news wire today? (Oh, wait… you probably would. Never mind.)