Please mind the gaffe

For the past few years, a lady named Emma Clarke has been the voice you hear on the London Underground. Until a few days ago, that is - she was fired after she recorded some spoof announcements and posted them to her website.

Thankfully, they’ve been preserved for posterity. I don’t see what’s so objectionable about this one. And this one is hilarious. But this one’s kind of naughty.

Here’s the whole list.