I've been stereotyped!

From today’s Telegraph (the London one, not the Sydney rag):

[Britain] used to revel in the conceit that Australia was “the biggest sergeants’ mess in the world”, its inhabitants genial proles with a taste for mindless vulgarity.


Yet for an Englishman – or anyone else – coming here now, the place is humbling. We really do see a people who have never had it so good.

Oh. Well. Erm. Um. (Tits!)