This is not a promising start.

Dear Fox Business Channel:

Happy birthday and all that. Congratulations on the launch. The “What is Wall Street?” article performed a great public service by explaining that Wall Street is not actually a very big street, and that the big building on Broad Street is not the only place where people can trade those “equity” thingamies.

I just have one question. In the second-last paragraph… who or what is “Barklays Capital”?

This is not a promising start