In the tradition of the excellent Political Compass test, here’s another test that aims to tell you whether you’re an “Arch-Conservative”, a “Leftwing Wacko”, an “Antigovernment Libertine”, or a “Commie Sympathizer”.
I laughed so hard that I didn’t notice the egregious mis-spelling of “sympathiser”.
Sample questions after the jump. Or just go straight to the quiz.
Sample question 1:
A cup with that only contains half a cup of water is…
Conservative: half full.
Liberal: half empty.
Libertarian: an example of shortages caused by government control of our water supply.
Communist: an example of inequitable wealth distribution caused by the inherent social injustice in free enterprise.
Sample question 2:
The best things in life…
CONS: have a substantial membership fee.
LIBL: need price controls.
LBRT: are subject to the whims of supply and demand.
COMM: have a substantial waiting list.