Space junk from the far future!

Freshly listed on eBay: Space Junk in Immaculate Condition! This unusual piece of space junk appears in pristine condition, as if it were manufactured by some technologically advanced, extra-terrestrial life form only recently. The inscription on the front panel reads “IBM Netfinity 7000” and one can only speculate that is must be from the future, some 5000 years ahead of the present, having been caught up in a time vortex and sent back to present day earth. It is totally black in colour, weighs approximately 50kgs and sits on castors. The full auction listing is here - get in quick before the CIA snatches it up for further study.