I’m a size buyer of cash Hendricks and Tanqueray Ten

From CME trader Ryan Carlson’s excellent Trading Pit History blog, here is a photo of possibly the greatest open-outcry exchange ever: the American Liquor Exchange. Sadly defunct now, it thrived in the mid-1930s, with this Pittsburgh Press article from 1933 reporting heavy buying interest in forward-dated Scotch ahead of the repeal of Prohibition.

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(Tell me why) I don’t like Fridays

So if you were the PM of Samoa, which is moving this week from the US side of the international date line to the Australian side, wouldn’t you rather drop a Monday instead of a Friday? Anyway, Samoa is skipping Friday December 30th and moving straight from the 29th to the 31st, just in time to be the first place in the world to celebrate New Year 2012 (and, in the process, infuriating their Tongan neighbours who used to hold that position). And the banks are getting in on the feel-good vibe:

The Westpac Samoa bank had good news for its customers, too. “This is a very significant day in the history of Samoa and for some time now we’ve been planning and programming our systems to deal with the event,” said Michael Mjaskalo, its general manager, according to the Samoa Observer.

“Customers can be assured that Westpac will not charge interest on credit and loan facilities for the missing day. However, we will pay the appropriate interest on interest-bearing deposits for the missing day even though we are not obligated by law.”

 

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Berkeley and the Bay – comparison shooting



Berkeley in HDR: tone mapping, originally uploaded by Shiny Things.

So here’s some photos I shot from a SEKRIT location in the hills above Berkeley, right on sunset on a clear November day, and then processed through Photomatix Pro to compress the dynamic range.

Which one is nicer – the super-saturated and lower-contrast one above (click here to see it larger), or the more shadowy one down below (click here to see it larger)?

Berkeley in HDR: exposure fusion

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Jokes go here, comrade

I TOLD YOU I WAS KIM JONG ILL, blared KCNA right on the dot of midday Korea time, sending equities into a tailspin and USDKRW through the roof. The beloved star of comedies such as South Park, 30 Rock and Saturday Night Live was said to have died from cognac poisoning lobster overdose being crushed by a stack of counterfeit $100 bills looking at things physical and mental overwork. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, who directed Mr. Kim in his silver-screen debut in Team America: World Police, were unavailable for comment.

But if you’re distraught and weeping at the demise of the Kim Jong-il Looking At Things tumblr, don’t be! Just like spring follows winter, so emerges the official Kim Jong-un Looking At Things tumblr for all your North-Korean-despots-looking-at-things needs.

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The Decline and Fall of the Sunshine Empire

Unless you read the Straits Times (and my deepest sympathies if you do), Sunshine Empire might be the biggest ponzi scheme you’ve never heard of.

Between 2003 and late 2007, the company took in more than $180 million from investors in return for “lifestyle packages” and cash rebates. Of the $180 million, $115 million was paid back to investors, $40 million was handed out to directors as “interest-free loans”, and the rest – $25 million – just… disappeared.

Last week, James Phang Wah – the former CEO of Sunshine Empire - turned himself in at Singapore’s District Court to begin a nine-year jail sentence for fraud.

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Sunshine Empire’s main product offering – inasmuch as a Ponzi scheme can have a product offering – was what they called “lifestyle packages”. This article from 2009 explains:

In 2007, Singaporean bus driver Vincent Leo Teng Fong mortgaged his property in Malaysia for about RM250,000 ($102,475) and invested the money in more than 10 Sunshine Empire Gold Prime packages, according to a report in The New Paper.
[…] he only received one rebate of RM26,000 from the company after his initial investment.

Vincent Leo testified in court on Oct 7 that he got to know about Sunshine Empire through a friend named Sze Li. […] Sze Li and her husband, Mr Jacky Neo, said that if he bought the most expensive Gold Prime package, he could get rebates of US$700 ($981.19) to US$800 every month, and he will recoup his investment in 10 months.

Once you do all the currency conversions, that works out to about a 10% interest rate per month – nice work if you can get it, sure, but also completely impossible short of running to the casino and putting it all on zero. That didn’t stop them selling the packages to tens of thousands of gullible investors in Singapore and Malaysia.

The CEO and his wife certainly acted the part of successful businesspeople. In a remarkably uncritical interview with the Straits Times in 2007, he called himself “a legend – better than Warren Buffett” and that he “acquires companies like you go to market buying beancurd”.

The ST piece mentioned – again, uncritically, which really makes you wonder about the quality of their editing – that “Mr Phang’s vast business empire” was involved in “network marketing, entertainment, energy, real estate, telecommunications, health and beauty, insurance, and finance”.

None of it existed, though – not the Taiwanese telco business, not the 30-storey medical centre in Kuala Lumpur, and not the underwater hotel in Malacca. The only real business was the ponzi, which mostly funded an opulent office in suburban Toa Payoh and Phang’s fleet of Mercs and BMWs.

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The sun set on the Sunshine Empire in mid-November 2007. On the 14th, the Commercial Affairs Department of Singapore’s police force announced that it was investigating Sunshine Empire’s business practices. That afternoon, a reporter for The New Paper went to the company’s head office and found people boxing up files and cleaning the place out, despite the queue of investors already forming outside the office demanding their money back.

Charges were laid fifteen months later, in February 2009, and an appeal to the High Court meant Phang and his wife remained free until November 2011.

The eventual recovery from Sunshine Empire was about $21 million – roughly 25 cents on the dollar for people who hadn’t pulled their money out already – and the CAD hasn’t yet determined how the funds should be distributed to creditors.

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Sunshine Empire was the largest Ponzi in Singapore, but it wasn’t the first, and it was by no means the last. Singapore’s retail financial regulatory system is explicitly run on the principle of caveat emptor, and consumers are expected to be able to make their own judgments about investments. (This, incidentally, is why Singapore is one of only two countries where retail customers were allowed to invest in credit-linked structured products – and also why Singapore, unlike Hong Kong, never forced banks to collectively negotiate with investors when those credit-linked structured products blew up spectacularly in 2008.)

Since then, we’ve seen multiple fairly sizeable Ponzis come and go. The most recent large implosion was Profitable Group, which shot to fame with a farcical GBP 100mio takeover bid for Newcastle United football club in 2009 and then evaporated a year later, leaving behind $23 million worth of missing investments and a $4 million bill for advertising on ESPN/Star Sports.

The Profitable Group investigation is still in progress – and two directors have fled the country despite having had their passports confiscated.

The CAD does a fine job prosecuting this sort of fraud in Singapore, but the wheels of justice turn slowly. When the Astarra/Trio Capital fraud was discovered in Australia, securities regulator ASIC slammed down the shutters within three weeks.

Singapore’s caveat emptor regulatory regime implies that the CAD doesn’t need to be as proactive as ASIC. Even so, when firms like Sunshine Empire and Profitable Group can steal tens of millions of dollars from tens of thousands of investors over a period of years, perhaps CAD needs to be more proactive investigating potential frauds. Perhaps the MAS – which, on top of its central-banking duties, regulates markets in Singapore – needs to be empowered to do more than just publish an alert list.

Or perhaps it’s time for a root-and-branch overhaul of the entire idea of caveat emptor financial regulation. Caveat emptor does a fine job of protecting people smart enough to spot frauds, but it does a lousy job of protecting small investors, young investors, less educated investors; it doesn’t protect the people who most need protection.

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…I’m joking about the whole “communard KGB handlers” thing, guys, c’mon.

“The economy,” says Charlie Brooker in his year-in-review column for Vegan Socialist Daily, “is just a series of satirically huge numbers scrolling across the screen while a voiceover recites the words ‘brink … precipice … abyss … void … ‘ over and over again”.

As his open-source communard Wikileaky colleagues on the Grauniad’s crossword blog note, “you can’t spell GLOBAL ECONOMY without GLOOMY”, but this comes from the same people who think “Old number 35 London bus we drove home to Scunthorpe, so luggage is all over the place! (4,4,7,3,4,3,7,2,3,7,9)” is a legitimate cryptic crossword clue rather than, say, a coded message to their KGB handlers.

On a totally unrelated note: Scunthorpe has a clbuttic Problem.

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It’s always in the last place you look

Is it real? Have CERN researchers finally found the Higgs boson? You’ll find out… on next week’s show.

CUT TO AUDIENCE GOING “AWWWW”.

Also, you have to wonder whether Nobel-prize-winning particle physicist (and passable limericist) Sheldon Glashow likes being called “Shelly”.

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Mo’ money, mo’ problems.

Singapore has abruptly jacked up the buyer’s stamp duty on houses, in a desperate attempt to suppress skyrocketing residential prices: 10% on every house for all foreign buyers and companies; 3% for permanent residents buying a second or subsequent house; and 3% for citizens buying a third or subsequent house. (This comes on top of the seller’s stamp duty, which can run as much as 16% for anyone who flips a house within a year of buying it.)

Meanwhile, real interest rates in Singapore are still -5%.

I can suggest a more effective way to control house prices: RAISE THE FRICKIN’ CASH RATE.

Meanwhile, Alameda County in California has the opposite problem: an oversupply of foreclosed houses has sent prices into a five-year-long tailspin. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman – between them, more than thirty years of special effects experience! – have come up with an innovative solution to the oversupply problem. Explosions are involved.

 

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De-fund Orrin Hatch

One quote stood out for me from this piece about people who (bless their hearts) send voluntary donations to the US government to help pay off the national debt:

[Senator Orrin] Hatch (R-UT) said he wasn’t surprised that more people don’t make contributions.

“Most American taxpayers understand that any debt the government has is owing to reckless government spending, and taxpayers have no desire to enable that bad habit,” he said. “They would prefer to send their charitable contributions to their schools and churches, which will put the money to better use.”

So either he’s exaggerating for effect, or he genuinely thinks that governments shouldn’t borrow money. (You could generously read this as saying governments shouldn’t have net debt, but that’s pretty silly as well.)

In Australia, people with loopy views like that are consigned to roles like “Shadow Minister for Regional Development, Local Government and Water“; in America, they’re allowed to run the Senate Finance Committee. Is there something in the water in Washington?

 

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China’s exchange problem

From yesterday’s FT: China has an exchange problem - specifically, it has too many of them:

The Chinese government has launched a crackdown on hundreds of unregulated electronic equity and futures exchanges that have sprung up in recent years to trade everything from fine art and commodities to insurance products. The country’s State Council, or cabinet, published a notice on Thursday announcing a campaign to “clean up and consolidate” the many exchanges that have been approved by local governments hoping to foster financial markets in their jurisdictions.

[…] Last week, three new exchanges were established in the city of Wuhan alone – the Wuhan Shipping Exchange, Wuhan Agricultural and Livestock Products Exchange and Wuhan Financial Assets Exchange.

Though this might have some unpleasant and unintended blowback, especially on the dodgier and more implausible exchanges:

Beijing-based Hantang Artworks Exchange, where investors could trade shares in precious artworks owned by the exchange, announced on its website this week that it was halting all trading immediately “in the spirit” of the orders from the State Council.

“…and if you’ve got an open position in For The Love Of God or Untitled Jade Bowl #37 or whatever, well, it sucks to be you. See you in the Caymans!”

And here’s proof, if you needed it, that Chinese regulators couldn’t run a bath – this is the second time they’ve had to shut down hundreds of unregulated “exchanges”:

In the early 1990s, Beijing launched a crackdown on hundreds of equity and commodity futures exchanges that mushroomed across the country and eventually consolidated them into the handful of large, regulated exchanges that exist today.

The China Daily newspaper, on the other hand, is charmingly naive about the whole thing:

The [unregulated] trading houses pose risks, with an absence of clearinghouses, ever-changing trading rules and price manipulation. But investors’ collective intelligence is unlikely to have ignored or missed these risks. Thus, some experts said, if regulators really want to establish financial stability, they need to figure out what needs the exchanges fulfill.

Yes, because the idiot retail investors punting on these unregulated exchanges will be completely au fait with the nuances of counterparty and regulatory risk. And this is just daft:

Hu Yuyue, head of Beijing Technology and Business University’s securities and futures research center, said the answer can be summed up in one word: demand. Hu said many trading houses have sprung up because investors need more financial tools than are being provided by the major, approved futures exchanges, such as the Shanghai Futures Exchange, Zhengzhou Commodity Exchange and China Financial Futures Exchange.

I cannot think of a single possible reason why an investor would “need” a financial tool that allows them to trade CFDs on Other People’s Art. (Though if such things do exist, I want to short the hell out of Damien Hirst and Takashi Murakami.)

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