From the Reuters wire:
07:48 RTRS-FORMER BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY INC EXECUTIVE DAVID SOKOL “WOULD NOT, AND DID NOT, TRADE IMPROPERLY”- SOKOL ATTORNEY
The obvious followup:
“Would you, did you, inside trade?”
“I never would insider trade!”“Would you, did you – Dave Sokol?”
“I did not trade that Lubrizol!”“Would you, did you; do you care?”
“I did not inside trade those shares!”“Would you, did you, in a tree?”
“I did not trade improperly!”“I do not like insider trades – I like my Berkshire Hathaway!”
Freakin’ hilarious. “I would not trade them in a Box. I would not trade them like a Fox. Would not exploit, I’m not corrupt, I do not like this Scuttlebutt!”