Dr. Seuss Presents The Great Berkshire Hathaway Insider Trading Scandal

From the Reuters wire:
07:48 RTRS-FORMER BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY INC EXECUTIVE DAVID SOKOL “WOULD NOT, AND DID NOT, TRADE IMPROPERLY”- SOKOL ATTORNEY

The obvious followup:

“Would you, did you, inside trade?”
“I never would insider trade!”

“Would you, did you – Dave Sokol?”
“I did not trade that Lubrizol!”

“Would you, did you; do you care?”
“I did not inside trade those shares!”

“Would you, did you, in a tree?”
“I did not trade improperly!”

“I do not like insider trades – I like my Berkshire Hathaway!”

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One Response to Dr. Seuss Presents The Great Berkshire Hathaway Insider Trading Scandal

  1. David Middleworth says:

    Freakin’ hilarious. “I would not trade them in a Box. I would not trade them like a Fox. Would not exploit, I’m not corrupt, I do not like this Scuttlebutt!”

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