“Technical Virgin Racing”

Your editor’s tweets from the Melbourne F1 race. Presented in normal chronological order for maximum amusement:

#F1 NEWS: Victoria Police storm starting grid and impound all 26 cars under “anti-hoon” laws… DEVELOPING…
about 2 hours ago via Echofon

#F1 NEWS: @virginblue sponsors Aussie national anthem, crowd sings “Advance Australia’s Fares”… DEVELOPING…
about 2 hours ago via Echofon

#F1 NEWS: @virginracing cars to enter the field from the back, to be renamed Technical Virgin Racing… DEVELOPING…
about 2 hours ago via Echofon

#F1 NEWS: @BMWSauberF1Team launches new airline, hires Kamui Kobayashi as test pilot… DEVELOPING…
about 2 hours ago via Echofon

#F1 NEWS: Hulk(enberg) smash; Marvel sues for copyright infringement… DEVELOPING…
about 2 hours ago via Echofon

#F1 NEWS: Hamilton shoves Webber off track, Victoria Police impound Hamilton’s car under anti-hoon laws… DEVELOPING…
about 1 hours ago via Echofon

#F1 NEWS: Leader Vettel’s car breaks and he’s out; turns out Red Bull doesn’t always give you wings… DEVELOPING…
about 1 hours ago via Echofon

#F1 NEWS: Mebourne GP praised as “action-packed”, “strategic”; Bahrain GP sobs quietly in corner… DEVELOPING…
38 minutes ago via Echofon

#F1 NEWS: Hamilton and Webber in spectacular prang; Victoria Police say “we told you so”… DEVELOPING…
19 minutes ago via Echofon

#F1 NEWS: Lewis Hamilton sucks… We now return you to regularly scheduled programming…
13 minutes ago via Echofon

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