Where’s the “Stupid” tag when you need it?
From News.com.au today (emphasis added):
Jacquelene and Ashley Wilkinson named their daughters Briarna […] and Maddisen […] in the hope of influencing their nicknames.
“We wanted conservative, girly names for our children. I don’t like some of the more out-there names people are giving their kids,” Ms Wilkinson, from Bulleen said.
The world is doomed.