From today’s Telegraph (the London one, not the Sydney rag):
[Britain] used to revel in the conceit that Australia was “the biggest sergeants’ mess in the world”, its inhabitants genial proles with a taste for mindless vulgarity.
HAHAHA BOOBIES LOL
Yet for an Englishman – or anyone else – coming here now, the place is humbling. We really do see a people who have never had it so good.
Oh. Well. Erm. Um. (Tits!)