I don't make the numbers, I just report 'em
Roy Morgan Research has just completed a comprehensive survey of AFL supporters, and found a few little gems. Compared to other AFL supporters:
Carlton fans are 30% more likely to agree that “I sometimes use force to get things done”;
Collingwood fans are 12% more likely to agree that “None of this stuff about the information super-highway makes sense to me”;
Essendon fans are nearly twice as likely to have consumed Red Bull in the last seven days;
Hawthorn fans are 13% more likely to agree that “I’m a bit of an intellectual”;
Swans fans are 15% more likely to agree that “I drink more premium beer now than I used to”;
St Kilda fans are 52% more likely to agree that “The food I eat is all, or almost all, vegetarian”;
Richmond fans are 70% more likely to agree that “I consider myself a homosexual”.
(Disclosure: JRE is not a fan of any of the above teams.)