FF7:AC's dirty little secret

Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children (now on DVD at any self-respecting video store) is not telling a story. It’s not a demonstration of Square Enix’s CG movie capabilities. And it’s not about closure. It’s an open letter to Generation Y: Hey youngins, THIS IS WHAT NOSTALGIA FEELS LIKE!! YOU’LL BE FEELING THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!